There was a blonde and she went to a store and said can i buy that tv
and the owner said no you're a blonde. So she dyed her hair red and went
back to buy the tv and the owner said no you're a blonde. So she died
her hair brown and went back to buy the tv and the owner said no you're
a blonde. She said how did you know i was a blonde, the owner said
because it is not a tv it is a microwave.